{"product_id":"sht-my-kids-ruined","title":"Sh*t My Kids Ruined","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eKids: they are the light of your life—and the enemy of all things fragile, intact, and clean. But why cry over spilled milk...or paint...or the entire contents of a full-size swimming pool? A testament to the messiness of childhood (and parenting), and a memorial to the household items that perished along the way, here are never-before-seen photos and outrageous stories of VCRs jammed with toys, toilets clogged with clothes, and furniture accented with a permanent marker. Torn-up computer keyboards and torn-out hair, botched family photos, and mustard-covered treadmills—nothing is off limits to your darling, destructive offspring. So raise a broken glass and embrace the madness, because laughter is the only surefire way to keep your sh*t together.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eBy Julie Haas Brophy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Villard","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46986034675759,"sku":"clv1792032689051","price":6.64,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0778\/0899\/2303\/files\/sht-my-kids-ruined_1.jpg?v=1792032695","url":"https:\/\/curtaindrapefit.shop\/products\/sht-my-kids-ruined","provider":"My Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}